10 Things a Leo Hates:

lovesexzodiac:

1. People who dress better than them
2. People with better cars than them
3. Being ignored
4. Being provoked to jealousy
5. Being too cold
6. Being too wet
7. Being forced to go to church
8. Being trapped inside on a sunny day
9. Being told to slow down
10. Being told they can’t flirt

princessveroni:

my sexuality is ‘people tell me im cute but no one actually wants to smooch me wtf is wrong with you assholes’

(via somethinginvolvingbanjos)

geeknip:

godlegos:

godlegos:

I ACCIDENTALLY HIT THE WRONG THING WHEN EDITING A GIF OF A SLOTH AND IT’S FLASHING WHITE BETWEEN THE FRAMES

IT LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING HORROR MOVIE

WEEPING SLOTH

DON’T BLINK

BLINK AND AT SOME POINT YOU WILL DIE

THEY ARE SLOW. SLOWER THAN YOU CAN EVER IMAGINE.

(via somethinginvolvingbanjos)

tuci-tuci553:

lifewasted:

templeofthebabes:

project-alexithymia:

skinnyliesandbloodylines:

serrabloodsong:

empresspinto:

reactional:

religiousmom:

if you think I won’t wear the same bra for three weeks straight you are dead wrong

some girls change their bras daily?

How often are you supposed to change them? O_o

Wait…you’re supposed to own more than one?

Wait some people only own one bra?

Dude, have you seen how expensive bras are for a comfortable one?

whats a bra

where am i

Who are you?

(via somethinginvolvingbanjos)

damnhebig:

Tumblr is cool but I’d rather be having sex right now

(via somethinginvolvingbanjos)

esslaurent:

love—is-my-weapon:

poopflow:

it should be a high school requirement to work in food and retail for at least 6 months a piece so everyone can understand not to be assholes to employees who are just doing their jobs 

and so we actually have some work experience to put on resumes

that’s actually a really good idea

(Source: poopflow, via mshacollns)